Fatty, fatty boom-boom

For breakfast I had a "cinnabun" and some "blackbear" coffee. For lunch I had a chicken sub. For supper, I had the food I had previously sworn I'd never have - KFC. A rounder(here they call it a chicken "sandwich") and chips.

Help me, I am becoming American.

To be fair, I am on call and we just got back from Winnipeg and had nothing at home. I swear I'm not fat yet and am doing everything possible to keep it that way. We should do monthly postings of us in our swimming cozzies so we can keep track of the fat, or hopefully not.